Photo posted on 11.21.13
canilet-thetrees-do-thetalking:

mizuxame:

niuniente:

cdlafere:

beanerschnitzel:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.


!!!

Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans.(They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)


At one point it looks like the orca is kissin the seal good bye cause the seal is late for work.

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canilet-thetrees-do-thetalking:

mizuxame:

niuniente:

cdlafere:

beanerschnitzel:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

image

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

!!!

Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans.

(They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)

At one point it looks like the orca is kissin the seal good bye cause the seal is late for work.

Reblogging for the last comment.

Read all of the text.

(via giveme-a-secondgo)

Photo posted on 11.06.13
Hangin’ with all these awesome alums. #lcblackorange #prost #pretzels #friends (at Prost! Portland)

Hangin’ with all these awesome alums. #lcblackorange #prost #pretzels #friends (at Prost! Portland)

Photo posted on 11.05.13
A bright tree and a foggy hillside. Brr! #pdx #winteriscoming (at Oregon Health & Science University)

A bright tree and a foggy hillside. Brr! #pdx #winteriscoming (at Oregon Health & Science University)

Text posted on 11.03.13

somefancyname:

somefancyname:

Things that should exist:

~magic
~time travel
~fictional characters
~superpowers
~talking pets
~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy
~rape
~murder
~sexism
~homophobia
~racism

It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.

Yes!

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Photo posted on 1.11.13
thedailywhat:

Touche of the Day

Siri can go overboard with sarcasm sometimes.


I love Siri.

thedailywhat:

Touche of the Day

I love Siri.

Photo posted on 1.11.13
buzzfeed:

This is Alexis Wineman, a Miss America contestant from Montana. She is also the first Miss America contestant in history to have autism.


Go Alexis! How awesome!

buzzfeed:

This is Alexis Wineman, a Miss America contestant from Montana. She is also the first Miss America contestant in history to have autism.

Go Alexis! How awesome!

(via npr)

Photo posted on 1.01.13
The many sleeping places of Spice.

The many sleeping places of Spice.

Photo posted on 12.25.12
Merry Christmas! #deckthehalls

Merry Christmas! #deckthehalls

Photo posted on 12.15.12
samaralex:

Wheeeee!


Turtle cuteness!

samaralex:

Wheeeee!

Turtle cuteness!

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Photo posted on 12.15.12
theanimalblog:

Kimon, an eight-year-old female long-tailed monkey, grooms a kitten on Bintan Island, Indonesia. Kimon reportedly has such strong maternal instincts that she treats the cat just like one of her own offspring.  Picture: Sijori Images / Barcroft India

Awwww

theanimalblog:

Kimon, an eight-year-old female long-tailed monkey, grooms a kitten on Bintan Island, Indonesia. Kimon reportedly has such strong maternal instincts that she treats the cat just like one of her own offspring.  Picture: Sijori Images / Barcroft India

Awwww

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